Why were government lawyers busy in 2013? They were trying to figure out if you can sue a “whistleblower” for breach of a “secret” NDA that technically doesn’t exist.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My followers need to see this!