Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s overflowing!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
This humor took me to new heights!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!