We’re being told to buy movies on shiny discs now, which is great because I’ve always wanted a movie library that looks like a collection of expensive coasters.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!