2024 Vintage: The Dune Part Two

Why did the dad bring a vacuum to the movie theater? He heard there was going to be “a lot of dust” on Arrakis.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Zip_Drive_Owner12/05/2000 14:18Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Twister_Chaser04/01/2011 03:23A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/25/1998 21:52They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Kill_Bill_Bride12/23/2015 16:07I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Party_On_Garth09/03/1997 20:35I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Flickr_User_0405/21/1999 05:23A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.