Why the button? For proving that Sam Raimi’s best work involves an old woman, a goat, and a lot of disgusting fluids being thrown at an innocent bank clerk.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition
In 2005, Hollywood went dark. It was the year we realized that a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was a place where CGI was still a terrifying n...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition
In 2023, the box office didn't just recover—it exploded. It was t...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
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37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
Why the fire and water? For a Pixar movie that suggested that the...read more »
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.