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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1608/10/2012 01:43I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@DVD_Collector11/20/2006 16:22Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Simpson_Quotes11/14/2001 02:37D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Lion_King_Pumbaa05/18/2015 09:59They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/17/2008 01:47One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Space_Jam_Lola06/14/1999 00:28Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/11/1999 04:26One billion... laughs!

@Clans_Leader_9901/01/1999 20:51Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Cool_Story_Bro05/05/2015 06:48Actually, it IS a cool story!