“Unfiltered, just like my 2013 status updates.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
This humor took me to new heights!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!