“My portfolio is like my love life. It peaked in March, and now it’s worth about three cents and a stale bagel.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
RT if you think this is funny!