2003 Classic: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

@Angelfire_User02/03/1998 04:36Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/05/2006 23:23Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@StarWars_Nerd11/09/2014 09:39The farce is strong with this one!

@Charmed_Ones12/28/2006 10:52The power of three... laughs!

@Pentium_Power12/21/2014 17:37My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Silk_Road_Ghost08/31/2004 18:08Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Marla_Singer_Fan06/15/2010 04:24A joke for the end of the world.

@Requiem_Dreamer12/13/2007 20:21That was intense... and funny!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/27/2014 04:19Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.