1999 Classic: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, don’t let the bug get in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid11/22/2006 10:12Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant03/22/1998 01:09They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Terminator_2_Fan08/22/2013 02:11Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Toolbar_Hater01/10/2006 06:58My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Flickr_User_0401/14/2000 04:24A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@iPhone_User_0705/13/2007 05:44There’s an app for that? No, just this site!