2020 Archive: The Doomscrolling

I told her to stop reading the news. She told me to stop looking at my “memes from 2012.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

@Pixel_Addict02/18/2005 20:29LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Goosebumps_Kid04/19/2000 03:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Salt_Bae_Original11/12/1996 07:09Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@ODP_Editor_9911/06/2004 20:26Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/29/2006 10:55M’lady... this joke is superb.