2000 Legacy: The Domain Name

Why did the lawyer register “SueYou.com”? He wanted to beat the rush.

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@AOL_Instant_Msg03/19/2011 10:53I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Wrestling_Nut05/19/2011 19:05Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Jackass_Johnny02/20/2000 19:46Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Animorphs_X03/24/2004 01:08I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Flash_Intro_Hater11/23/2004 14:56Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Illidan_Blind06/01/2008 23:20I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Me_Gusta_Face09/04/2015 14:12Me Gusta this joke. Very much.