Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. I’ve tried applying this to my taxes, but the IRS isn’t as forgiving as Patches O’Houlihan.
Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!