2024 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

A lawyer got the ChatGPT Plus subscription because they proved they were the only one who knew how to “prompt” a 50/50 split.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch01/25/2006 11:58There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Independence_Day01/13/2004 08:23Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/27/1998 02:29Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Confused_Travolta06/02/2009 17:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Boxxy_Queen10/26/2008 02:02I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!