2022 Classic: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the Netflix account? Because he proved he was the only one who didn’t share the password with “outside parties.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander12/26/2015 12:51C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Dark_Knight_Joker12/21/2013 15:54Why so serious? Read this joke!

@SoundBlaster_AWE03/27/2008 18:09Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@StoneCold_31612/05/1997 12:10And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Friendster_Ghost10/28/2000 08:33Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Llamas_With_Hats03/11/2000 19:37Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!