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Why did the lawyer get the Amazon Prime account? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “needed” the 2-hour delivery for legal pads.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

@ICQ_Flower01/01/2014 00:25The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Pokemon_Blue02/11/2014 21:41Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@SouthPark_Stan03/19/2005 13:30Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Tech_Support_Guy02/05/2001 21:25Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Weird_Science_G01/30/2003 12:30We created a monster... of a joke!

@Space_Background04/12/2001 08:39The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Second_Life_Avy03/09/2009 14:36In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.