2001 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the dog? He proved the dog was a “material asset with high emotional maintenance costs.”

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@HTML_Hacker08/31/2006 15:52<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Keyboard_Warrior08/04/2007 04:19F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Napster_Search07/02/2006 12:10Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/11/2009 18:49Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ninja_Turtle_R04/04/2011 05:36Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Search_Scout_9910/13/2001 13:46Scouting the web for gems like this.