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1999 Archive: The Disk

 Why did the blonde use her floppy disk as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her drink.

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/12/2007 02:55Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@SouthPark_Stan06/19/2003 06:35Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor03/23/2006 16:53One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@C++_Dev_9804/18/2013 06:16I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/27/2002 04:28Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@GL_HF_Runner08/19/1996 00:57Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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