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2020 Vintage: The Diogo Jota Impact

Why did Liverpool fans forget Firmino? Because Jota arrived and started scoring every 15 minutes, becoming the bargain of the year.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator03/28/1995 07:05/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Lara_Croft_9610/09/2001 09:25Found a real treasure with this one.
@Tripod_Member04/28/2004 04:05Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Blockbuster_Refugee04/09/2002 07:06Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Pirate_Bay_9907/13/1999 02:52Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Llamas_With_Hats06/12/2004 11:40Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Keep_Calm_Fan11/27/2008 10:39Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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