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2001 Vintage: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Digital Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I only eat things I can download… so mostly just disappointment.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/05/2001 18:38Standard classic. Never gets old.
@PowerRanger_Red12/06/2000 19:52It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@DVD_Collector11/26/2015 22:30Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Hotmail_Checker10/25/2011 04:02Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Gnutella_User03/27/2006 22:35Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie08/07/2006 21:29Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Evil_Kermit_M08/10/2000 15:31Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Blogger_Default02/03/2008 17:35Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@LonelyGirl15_F03/27/2000 03:36Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@Me_Gusta_Face12/18/2010 12:55Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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