Why did the lawyer bill for 10 hours? Because he spent 9 of them waiting for his computer to connect to the “World Wide Web.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
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