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1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Delay

 Why did the lawyer bill for 10 hours? Because he spent 9 of them waiting for his computer to connect to the “World Wide Web.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory05/03/2013 10:26Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Cheers_Norm10/28/2012 22:04Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Jordan_Fan_2301/29/2013 07:57Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs03/18/2013 03:28Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/11/2015 02:25Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Karate_Kid_Wax04/17/2005 18:59Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Liger_Owner_X03/11/2000 12:36It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/14/1995 01:29The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Leet_Speaker_7706/24/2012 02:487h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Anonymous_User07/24/1996 03:05We are many. We are laughing.

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