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2000 Classic: The Detective

 “The bulb didn’t burn out. It was silenced.”

Part of the 67 Light Bulb Jokes: The 2000 Y2K Survivor Files archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch04/18/1998 23:05There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Floppy_Disk_Hero10/29/1998 01:57I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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@Dirty_Dancing_F05/07/1997 12:57Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/11/2003 05:26All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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