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 Why were people staring at the Nativity scene? Because they were looking for “hidden symbols” and “Mary Magdalene theories” in the plastic figurines. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Da Vinci Code (Pre-Hype)

 Why did the turkey feel lucky? Because everyone was talking about chickens escaping a pie factory, and suddenly the poultry at dinner looked a bit… Read More »2000 Archive: Chicken Run

 Why was the older brother so obsessed with his business cards? Because Christian Bale made “bone coloring” and “Silian Rail” lettering a holiday personality trait.… Read More »2000 Vintage: American Psycho

 Why was the living room so annoying? Because every man over the age of 12 was sticking his tongue out and screaming “WASSUUUP” into his… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Wassup” Commercial

 Why were the kids trying to “swim” on the carpet? Because Ian Thorpe made everyone believe they could win gold if they just wore a… Read More »2000 Archive: The Olympic Games (Sydney)

 Why were the sisters posing in the hallway? Because Cameron, Drew, and Lucy made “the pose” the only way to stand for a family photo.… Read More »2000 Legacy: Charlie’s Angels

 Why was the mail so important? Because everyone was afraid that if they didn’t write back to their fans, things might take a dark turn… Read More »2000 Archive: Eminem – “Stan”

 Why was the son dancing in the kitchen? Because 2000 was the year we learned that boxing is out and ballet is in—at least in… Read More »2000 Legacy: Billy Elliot

 Why did the brothers feel “seen”? Because for the first time, a TV show admitted that Christmas with three boys is basically a controlled riot.… Read More »2000 Legacy: Malcolm in the Middle