2000 Classic: The “Beautiful Day” U2

Bono says it’s a beautiful day, and I’m inclined to believe him because my stock options just went up 2%.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer07/12/2003 16:30Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/29/2007 11:20Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Cow_And_Chicken06/19/2015 20:08Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@CatDog_Alone03/06/2012 09:05One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Scumbag_Steve_X08/04/1995 17:03Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Get_Flash_Player02/06/2006 01:00Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!