2000 Vintage: The X-Men Fan

One (Storm), but she just uses a lightning bolt to fry the whole house.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

@ICQ_Classic02/18/2007 02:38That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Britney_Spears_Fan07/14/2015 18:37Oops, I laughed again!

@BitTorrent_0102/03/2002 03:35Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Nu_Metal_Kid11/10/2015 13:54I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Bill_Ted_Excell09/24/2002 02:41Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Talladega_N_R03/08/2003 20:01If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Boxxy_Queen11/12/2005 07:16I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!