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 Why were the sisters posing in the hallway? Because Cameron, Drew, and Lucy made “the pose” the only way to stand for a family photo.… Read More »2000 Legacy: Charlie’s Angels

 Why were the kids trying to “swim” on the carpet? Because Ian Thorpe made everyone believe they could win gold if they just wore a… Read More »2000 Archive: The Olympic Games (Sydney)

 Why was the living room so annoying? Because every man over the age of 12 was sticking his tongue out and screaming “WASSUUUP” into his… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Wassup” Commercial

 Why was the older brother so obsessed with his business cards? Because Christian Bale made “bone coloring” and “Silian Rail” lettering a holiday personality trait.… Read More »2000 Vintage: American Psycho

 Why did the turkey feel lucky? Because everyone was talking about chickens escaping a pie factory, and suddenly the poultry at dinner looked a bit… Read More »2000 Archive: Chicken Run

 Why were people staring at the Nativity scene? Because they were looking for “hidden symbols” and “Mary Magdalene theories” in the plastic figurines. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Da Vinci Code (Pre-Hype)

 Why was there still so much wrapping paper? Because 2000 was supposed to be “digital,” but we still managed to use three rolls of glittery… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Paperless Office (Myth)

 Why was the lawyer uncle so busy? Because he was trying to explain to the kids that “sharing is caring” doesn’t apply to Metallica’s discography.… Read More »2000 Classic: Napster (The Lawsuits)

 Why was everyone so ambitious? Because it was the year 00, and we all promised to become “Cyber-Humans” by Easter. Part of the 37 Christmas… Read More »2000 Archive: The New Millennium Resolution