2000 Vintage: The Da Vinci Code (Pre-Hype)

Why were people staring at the Nativity scene? Because they were looking for “hidden symbols” and “Mary Magdalene theories” in the plastic figurines.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/01/2003 04:20They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Bluetooth_Bot08/19/2014 11:17Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/21/1998 03:53I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Fat_Bastard_Get03/05/2006 23:22Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Dark_Web_Joker06/14/2013 03:21Found this on the deep end of the net.