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2000 Legacy: Malcolm in the Middle

 Why did the brothers feel “seen”? Because for the first time, a TV show admitted that Christmas with three boys is basically a controlled riot.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
 Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
 Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
 Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
 Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter12/13/1995 20:23My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Neo_The_One08/29/2005 06:30I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/25/2006 14:43In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@PeanutButter_J05/23/2014 18:40It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Charlie_Bit_Me03/15/2009 20:03Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Grinds_My_Gears09/02/2013 18:32You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut01/11/2015 03:54My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Wall_Post_Hero03/14/1995 00:35Posting this to my own wall right now!

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