2000 Legacy: Billy Elliot

Why was the son dancing in the kitchen? Because 2000 was the year we learned that boxing is out and ballet is in—at least in Northern England.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

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Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »

In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/18/2002 16:53Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Project_Mayhem11/29/1999 12:14Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/16/2007 19:46The future is laughing at us.

@Borat_Very_Nice04/26/1999 18:48Very nice! Great success!

@Beanie_Campbell10/01/2000 19:14True friendship is sharing a good joke.