2009 Classic: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in Bitcoin?” “What did I say about the Monopoly money, Dave?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/10/1996 18:10Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Overclocker_Pro12/27/2006 16:50My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Gnutella_User11/21/2015 12:58Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Courage_Dog12/14/2006 03:51The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/08/2011 19:02I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@This_Is_Fine_Dog04/06/2000 19:02Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Friendster_Ghost11/13/2015 07:19Remember me? I’m still laughing.