“Look at how I’m doing the laundry! Very demure, very mindful.” “Dave, you’re just standing there in your underwear staring at the machine. That’s not ‘mindful’, that’s a reboot error.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!