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2010 Vintage: The Deepwater Horizon Suit

 Why was 2010 a “splash” for environmental lawyers? Because there’s no business like “oil-spill business” for 10-year billable cycles.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro05/21/2007 05:01Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione10/23/2010 04:43It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Pentium_Power08/26/2014 18:25My processor can barely handle this much humor!
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@Podcast_Listener11/12/1996 19:07I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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