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2011 Classic: The Death of Elizabeth Taylor

Why did Hollywood mourn the last of the “Golden Age”? To remind us that true stars don’t need a Twitter account to be legendary.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_312/01/2014 00:32Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Modem_Meltdown04/02/2007 21:11My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Celebrity_DM07/30/2011 18:29Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Goosebumps_Kid10/03/2012 10:20Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Smosh_Old_School06/26/2004 04:53Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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