1996 Vintage: The Dad’s Hat

Why did the dad wear a hat to the library? He didn’t want to “lose his head” over a book.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/21/2008 21:02Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/27/2002 21:21A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@First_World_P05/17/2006 06:57My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Get_Flash_Player03/27/2013 09:09Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Hi5_Pro_User11/07/2005 22:39High five for this joke!

@Arthas_Fan_0206/29/2000 16:08Succeeding you, father... in laughing!