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“Doctor, I feel cold.” “Try turning up the brightness on your monitor.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

@Napster_Leech10/29/2008 05:54Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Emule_Donkey12/31/1999 00:24Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Blade_Runner_201906/21/1997 15:01All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Fat_Bastard_Get05/28/1995 15:52Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Flash_Intro_Hater11/24/1996 04:14Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/14/2007 00:54Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!