2016 Classic: The Cursed Child

A guy asks for a “Harry Potter” drink. The bartender says, “The story should have ended years ago, just like this conversation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z01/11/2012 15:40Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Myspace_First_Friend12/27/2008 07:43I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Dorm_Room_Hero02/19/2009 00:23My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Star_Wars_Kid11/06/2007 23:41I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@LiveJournal_Deep02/26/2012 11:24Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Spawn_Camper_J11/08/2003 15:45I’m staying right here until I read every joke.