A guy asks for a lime and says, “The lime is the firewall for the beer.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
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2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.