2022 Classic: The Corn Kid

A guy orders a beer and says, “It’s corn! It has the juice!” The bartender says, “It’s a Bourbon, Dave. It’s 100% corn juice.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/06/2012 22:13Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Fresh_Prince_9002/21/2002 12:53In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee06/30/2002 12:46A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Gladiator_Proximo08/01/2012 08:49Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@First_World_P10/13/2006 03:47My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Delicious_Links07/23/2015 13:06Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@WordPress_Fan_0306/28/2002 22:31The best thing since version 1.0!

@Tablet_User_1008/12/1997 13:15Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Viewer_Number_106/28/1997 09:18First! And it’s funny!