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2020 Vintage: The Cookies

 Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.

Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9902/27/1996 15:11I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@SouthPark_Stan04/08/2001 20:06Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Baywatch_Runner09/25/2010 16:56Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Spice_Girl_Posh09/19/2003 01:55Simply posh humor. I love it.
@CSS_Master_9911/12/2006 15:54Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Lock_Stock_Two02/20/1996 10:06It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/07/2011 04:55I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Prestige_World_W10/28/1995 23:08Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/06/2009 14:36Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Influencer_9907/15/2002 07:42My followers need to see this!

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