2007 Classic: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my status update.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/31/2006 00:46Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/03/2013 15:31Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/06/1996 18:22My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Space_Background05/28/2003 23:46The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Technorati_Tag04/25/2004 23:22Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.