Why did the lawyer sue the barista? For “gross negligence” regarding the temperature of the foam.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
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You must construct additional laughs!
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