2012 Classic: The Coffee Bean

Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

@CoolSkater9804/25/1999 03:07Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/02/2013 09:30Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/19/2007 11:06This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Hansel_So_Hot04/23/1998 06:43That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Friday_Rebecca11/10/2010 10:29Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Happy_Tree_Fans03/19/2010 21:15So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Fred_Channel_0603/10/2009 17:28HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!