What do you call a sad cup of coffee? “Depresso.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Saving the best laugh for last!