2011 Vintage: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Siri.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Discman_Skipper05/15/2011 07:19Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Clueless_Cher04/10/1997 04:47As if! This is too funny.

@Kazaa_Leecher09/16/2011 04:27I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Orange_Mocha_F11/12/2010 07:46Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Spawn_Camper_J10/28/2014 00:42I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Believe_It_Or_N06/03/2006 14:19I choose to believe it’s funny.