2013 Legacy: The Choice

“Should we get the new iPhone or the Samsung?” “Which one has the better ‘Selfie’ camera?” “I’m leaving you.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

@Msdos_Commander08/07/2014 23:37C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Msdos_Expert08/02/2010 09:16DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Hansel_So_Hot03/19/2010 11:32That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/17/2009 13:00Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Web_Crawler_9604/28/2010 15:37Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/03/2010 12:54My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Face_Palm_0103/04/1998 18:58Classic. Simply classic.

@Social_Media_G02/04/2013 11:08I’m going to poke you for this joke!