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2011 Legacy: The Choice

 “Should we get a Kindle or a Nook?” “Does it matter? You’re just going to use it as a coaster for your wine.”

Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/29/1996 20:06Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Napster_Leech05/28/2006 20:59Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Nsync_Justin10/15/2013 02:17Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/08/1997 21:04Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Offspring_Guy03/05/2014 18:33The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Transformers_OP05/16/2001 16:56Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Footloose_Ren09/18/2009 11:31Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Digg_Submitter_0501/07/2010 13:20Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Cool_Story_Bro06/15/2005 12:08Actually, it IS a cool story!

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