1999 Archive: The Chip

Why did the blonde put a tortilla chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “silicon chip.”

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/19/2006 22:37I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet03/23/2011 16:52Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Napster_Search02/24/2002 09:48Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Project_Mayhem05/16/2003 00:26Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/21/2003 07:46You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Steve-O_Wild12/26/1996 07:43Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Yugioh_Duelist04/25/1997 09:14You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/11/2008 11:09Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Prestige_World_W10/01/2005 10:02Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).