Why was Boston in shock during the Stanley Cup Final? Because the Blackhawks scored twice in 17 seconds to turn a Game 6 loss into a championship win, proving that in hockey, 17 seconds is an eternity.
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Oops, I laughed again!
What is this? A joke for ants?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
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