Why did the partner fire the new AI? Because ChatGPT refused to bill for 40 hours of work it finished in 4 seconds.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!