2011 Classic: The Charlie Sheen

A guy walks in and orders a drink called “Tiger Blood.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and a handful of glitter and says, “Winning!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye03/23/2006 00:18Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Fight_Club_Tyler12/15/2002 04:50The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Old_School_Frank06/07/2010 19:58We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Star_Wars_Kid02/26/2001 07:13I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Digg_Submitter_0507/01/2003 09:15Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!